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Poems, Quotes And Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humour

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Parts 44
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Here are some poems for my friends who like dark humour jokes, like ME. Enjoy! (Also don't ask why i made this, CAUSE I DONT KNOW EITHER)

⚠⚠WARNING⚠⚠

THIS BOOK CONTAINS

⚠⚠SUICIDE⚠⚠
⚠⚠DEATH⚠⚠
⚠⚠HOMICIDE(MURDER)⚠⚠
IF ANY OF THESE TOPICS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OR TRIGGER YOU THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOUAll Rights Reserved

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