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Jarlaxle Baenre goes to Walmart

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artemisentreri bregandearthe drizztdourden dungeonsanddragons forgottenrealms jarlaxle legendofdrizzt modernau random walmart

a fic wherein jarlaxle visits Walmart, barely survives, between stepping in lettuce and crying children, is assaulted by a wild karen, and decides, in the face of his recent near death experience, to invite his friend kimmuriel and roommate Artemis on a vacation to a resort to commemorate life. Shenanigans ensue.

don't expect anything that makes sense here

modern AU obviously 

I haven't visited a Walmart since I was six and have never been to a resort

also some heavy jarlaxle/Artemis kimmuriel/ray'guy shipping cause Drizzle already radiates enough straight vibes for the entire drow population.All Rights Reserved

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