war and peace

47 year old sapphxire is just a small town gal until her second cousin suddenly and tragically passes away due to "natural causes" and she enherits his handsome estate and knack for tooth collection. with these newfound powers, she has no choice but to start up a swagger reaction channel (x_SxPPHiRx_RxACTzx_x)which quickly amasses a large following. but all that changes when a secret admirer pail invites her to the annual beaver festival at shithead graveyard. to see what happens next,,,, keep reading ;)