Why Anteaters are Awful Creatures - A Report by Wilbur Soot (Written by Me)
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This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360.
According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot.
This is entirely satirical, and all 'arguments' belong to Wilbur Soot. I am merely putting them into 'report' format because I thought it would be funny. Please do not take this seriously and please do not hate on Wilbur or anyone else affiliated with him in any way shape or form.
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