Imagine Alex from Target

Imagine

Your walk into your local Target. Your here for one thing and one thing only- a pack of mint gum.
You walk to the register with the shortest line, grabbing a pack of Trident.
You proceed to walk toward the gray conveyor belt, laying your pack of gum down on it. Your eyes glance up to meet the most beautiful thing ever.
It was Alex. Alex from Target.
You stutter to speak when he asks if you would like paper or plastic. You are too concentrated on how good he looks in his red shirt. You finally snap out of it and proceed to pick up your bag, pulling out your pack of gum. You realized you had not brushed your teeth yet today. You open the pack and take one piece and slip it into your mouth. On the wrapper you write your phone number, slipping it to Alex. You walk away.
As you proceed to walk towards the door, you hear Alex one last time.
"YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR YOUR ITEMS MAM"

BAH ABAHAI ITS SO STUPID OMGGAJAOAK