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Texting Funnies

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Reads 552
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Parts 10
Time 13m

dumb emojis friends funny humor mean purposeless random silly stupid texting

I am very sarcastic. Some, emphasis on some, of my friends are too. Let's just say, that when we get talking, it's hard to shut us up.


Ok, basically, this is a book composed of some of the many many texts that me and my friends send. Basically, it's an invasion on me and my friends space. Oh, yeah, almost forgot; I didn't ask them if it was okay for me to publish our private conversations. Oh well, they'll find out eventually....All Rights Reserved

dumb emojis friends funny humor mean purposeless random silly stupid texting

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