Deception- Jungkook X Trump

you asked for this you sick fucks
tw: mentions of dr^gs, neglect
i know absolutely nothing about bts so expect this to be horrible,, also I am gay so please do not cancel me 💓irl trump can eat shit this is a crackfic I'm not a stanky ass repub

For twenty-six years, Donald Trump had wandered the busy streets of New York City, couch surfing, living in a practical box, waiting for his time to come where he may miraculously strike figurative gold--a job at Joe Tower, a supervisor at an expensive restaurant, a hotel bathroom floor scrubber, for all he cared. He just wanted to make some money, and maybe a bit of an impact on the world around him. And as a young, ragged skinny fellow, he had no hope of that at all.
That is, until, he meets Jungkook, through a text to a wrong number and an accidental meetup in a place nobody expected. He's tall, athletic, and his phone is phone filled with desperate DMS of fans begging for his favor. He's everything that Trump isn't. But instead of hating him, Trump is drawn in, to see what exactly inspired his success...and maybe more. In an unpredictable tale of humor and desolation, redemption and love, that will keep you on the edge of your seat, hang on for the ride as Trump is swept off his feet from old familiar poverty and plunged into a world of growth and learning as he rises to the Kpop idol he will become.

also they have sex w sans