The Know-It-All Narrator

I, the omniscient narrator have decided to be inspired by the great writer who goes by the name of Lemony Snicket. I have now dedicated my travels to the different realms of The Music Freaks while continuing to encounter familiar characters like a pride of star-faced lions, a red panda, a country gal with one-too-many dresses, unholy demons & despair. There's also this one idiotic duck that is literally everywhere along with their clones, but we're not going to mention them for now.
I can't say that I have a face or that waiters always welcome me with open hands, but I can say that I've went to a circus after it closed, followed a chaotic gang on Halloween, joined the 'Filles du Roi' on their adventures and much more that I can not put into one sentence or one story.
Please, enjoy my recordings of their stories and tales that I have seen with my own non-existent eyes.