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A Swamp of Imperfect Balances (Shrek x Thanos)

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When prim and proper boy Thanos goes to a backwater town in the country as punishment for what he did in the city, he meets a peculiar green boy who's going to change everything in his life.

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I am NOT vibing. - Probably my cousin


"This is cursed" - Sean [REDACTED]

"I don't have the energy to read this." - My sister

"[MY NAME], why...?" - my classmate

"What the frick is this? I'm sorry but I'm cringing too much... I actually feel bad for Ms [REDACTED] now..." - my other classmate

"It's art this is better than romeo and juliet fuck you picasso or whatever his name was" - racist danganronpa player


(For some context this was a project for my english subject, and it was 50 percent of my grade, I got a really high grade btw, and the original text was in comic sans, so imagine the text is in comic sansAll Rights Reserved

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