"𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡."
It was a joke, you swear. Sharing something like that with your group of horny man-friends is definitely a recipe for disaster. That one little tweet sets off a string of events that prevents you from pretending that you wouldn't fuck your friends. Because you would, and they know it.
𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝘩𝑖𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔.