OH! My Lady |FAIRVERSE Book - 2|
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She is a Lady, but she spews profanities like
they were made for her.
She is what you would call....A F*cking Lady.
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[FAIRVERSE Book ~ 2]
Zylith Sanders A.K.A Fake Lizzy didn't need someone to carry her into the sunset. Neither was she the one to care for someone to meet her halfway.
What she wanted, was for someone to join her by her side as she went on her sarcastic mad spree of a crazy venture. An adventure of a lifetime.
And thus, the Fair Lady's erratically funny adventure continues.
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