Aliens ̶d̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ exist

Aliens don't exist, they never have and never will.
Flying saucers definitely didn't exist.
Obviously if an extra-celestial being decided to fly to a new planet they wouldn't do it on a freaking disk.
Aliens are just conspiracy theories made by weird farmers and middle aged nerds that lived in their parent's basement.
Besides a higher life form would never eat or enslave another living organism that's just inhuman (if you choose to ignore the entire meat eating thing).
So yeah, all in all aliens are utter bullshit.
So then what's that thing in the park?
Why did he bring it home?
And why in actually chicken nuggets is he planning world domination with it?
Simple answer: ...
Aliens do not exist... wait that's not right...
Aliens d̶o̶ n̶o̶t̶ exist... almost there.
Aliens do exist and they're the fucking coolest things ever.
Well at least this one is.
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Follow Alex as he plans World domination,
Betrays human kind,
And condemns all life as we know it.
~Your Unreliable Author but call me Suri for short :).