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Sassy, Steamy YA Rom-Com with Bite
Pasadena High's reigning queen of clapbacks, Emily Hart, rules with crop tops, killer one-liners, and a mean-girl armor forged in cafeteria chaos. But when a period bloodbath soaks her jeans mid-final bell (viral nightmare unlocked), bully Brennan's nuts meet her twist-of-doom (TikTok gold), and ex Easton's buried baby scare ghosts haunt her halls, Emily's throne wobbles.
Enter Aaron Chanson: shirtless taco-delivering dork with abs that grate cheese, puppy-dog eyes hiding actor swagger, and a midnight "I love you" rain-soaked confession that melts her frost. He's all suspenders, fake glasses, and hearse-riding family vibes-nerd king crashing her queenly orbit.
Cue prom apocalypse: Cece's photoshopped braces-era nerd pics plaster lockers ("Vote the Bitch for Queen!"), Jeremy's boozy gropes earn knee-to-the-groin glory, food fights erupt into ballot-rigging wars, and steamy locker makeouts ignite amid shredded panties and ripped armor. From nut-shot revenge to crown-shattering truths, Emily's sassy survival guide? Flip the bird, kiss the dork, and own the chaos.
Will Emily claim her throne-or her heart? Spoiler: It's messy, hilarious, and hot AF.
Perfect for fans of Mean Girls sass, To All the Boys swoon, and The Carrie Diaries drama. 18+ for steamy ♨️ and controversial scenes 🚫, language 🤬, and zero-filter teens 🔇
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