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ZAPGAD'S DIARY

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Zapgad Junior is a passionate man: space traveller, philosopher, writer. Aboard the Good Starship Knuckle-Blush (named for its brutal military history), Zapgad journals his life and times in a selection of zestful and often intimate digital diary entries. Throughout the voyage, you will learn his tender secrets and bear witness to the deterioration and formation of relationships in his cosmic life. 

DISCLAIMER: Insanely explicit. Not for kids. Lots of references to alien pornography.

The lovely tentacles there on the cover are from a site called Unsplash and the image was taken by someone called Julia Kadel. I edit the colours a little though, just to make them look a bit tastier ;))All Rights Reserved

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