The genesis of Patrick

The genesis of Patrick

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Once a pon a time there was a planet called fishy. Humans, aliens, monsters lived peacefully together, until, a boy named Patrick came along.. And omg he was chubby, smelly, fat and smelt a bit fishy, he was coming down with his girlfriend Karlie,Karlie was beautiful, golden sparkly blonde hair, I mean seriously, she's out of his league! The monsters, and Aliens seriously thought someone was paying her to be with him cause there is like no way in the world! Fatties like Patrick and beautiful girls like Karlie don't mix together. Anyway, I'm surprised Karly hasn't been killed yet! Patrick is so clumsy, and he had killed his past 12 girlfriends, lemme think.. There has been Amy, Renee ,Rachel,bLeah,Selena,Mia,Tracey,Kate,Brittany, Bubbles,Katie and Brooke! Can u believe that, all 12 girlfriends Patrick has gone and he has killed! Jeez.. He has some serious issues, I don't think anyone will be surprised when Karly gets killed! I don't think she knows what she is in
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"AHHHHH!" I scream. HOLY$HITHOLY$HITHOLY$HITHOLY$HITHOLY$HITHOLY$HITHOLY$HIT! Samuel is coming after me! "What?! What's wrong?!" They ask together. "STAY AWAY FROM ME EVIL CLONE WEREWOLVES!" I scream, backing up from them. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I run. "EVIL CLONE WEREWOLVES ATTACKING! HEELLLPPPP!" I scream waving my arms around like a mental hospital escapee. Danielle Johnson isn't your normal 17- year- old girl. She's been on the run from her past for the last two years, running from unanswered questions and guilt. The guilt of her parents' murder. Even with her heavy past she is neck deep in randomness and fun, with a little voice in her head to keep things real. She avoids her problems with one of the last presents she got from her parents, an obsession with Spongebob Squarepants, and a crush on Patrick Star. Nothing is dull with Dani around, she lights up a room with her smile and could get the queen of England rolling on the floor laughing. "When the going gets tough... get CRAZY!!!" - Dani J. Samuel Ross is a 19- year- old boy. Well, sorta... He's a werewolf. Serious when he wants to be and amused easily. He took over his father's position as Alpha of their pack last year on his 18th birthday. He has been looking for his mate ever since then. His only weakness is his unnatural (and slightly unhealthy) obsession with lolly pops. Sam finds his mate... in a tree, naked. That person just happens to be Dani. What happens when their worlds collide? A bucket full of fun and randomness add a hand full of lolly pops and random songs, add a pinch of Drama... You got this story.

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