The genesis of Patrick

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Once a pon a time there was a planet called fishy. Humans, aliens, monsters lived peacefully together, until, a boy named Patrick came along.. And omg he was chubby, smelly, fat and smelt a bit fishy, he was coming down with his girlfriend Karlie,Karlie was beautiful, golden sparkly blonde hair, I mean seriously, she's out of his league! The monsters, and Aliens seriously thought someone was paying her to be with him cause there is like no way in the world! Fatties like Patrick and beautiful girls like Karlie don't mix together. 

 

Anyway, I'm surprised Karly hasn't been killed yet! Patrick is so clumsy, and he had killed his past 12 girlfriends, lemme think.. There has been Amy, Renee ,Rachel,bLeah,Selena,Mia,Tracey,Kate,Brittany, Bubbles,Katie and Brooke! Can u believe that, all 12 girlfriends Patrick has gone  and he has killed! Jeez.. He has some serious issues, I don't  think anyone will be surprised when Karly gets killed! I don't think she knows what she is inAll Rights Reserved

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