My Milkshake Brings Hajime To The Yard (Shake-Version) - Cowmaeda One-Shot - MiyuYuma - Wattpad

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My Milkshake Brings Hajime To The Yard (Shake-Version) - Cowmaeda One-Shot

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What would you do if, by pure coincidence, or perhaps spiritual alignment, you one day decide to take a solo-weekend trip, wanting to taste the freedom of youth one last time before entering college, unbeknownst of what was to meet you amidst the neverending lands of the vast world, when you encounter him:

Cowmaeda.

Would you shy away, afraid of what such a creature might do to potentially harm you, or would you stay, to discover just why such a lewd-looking cow was all alone, in dire need of milking, with no almost one to fend for it?

This is the story of Hajime Hinata, the by far most unfortunate guy to exist out there...

Or is he?

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Before you read: This one-shot is inspired by the wonderful works of @Tribbutribby and her Cowmaeda commission for @cactuskhee on Twitter. Thank you to everyone that's contributed to inspiring me and thus making this work come alive!

That being said; This one-shot is the shaky version of my Cowmaeda work, and it takes a dramatic turn, starting off just like the milky one, so if you want to know how this one could end instead, check the "milk" version out! If you're sensitive to: animal cruelty, disturbing content, death, swearing, suggestive dialogue, then I would kindly advise you to read at your own discretion or check the fluffy version lol. 


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I do not promote or advise the use of illegal substances, this work is entirely made for entertainment purposes. I do not promote or force upon my readers any kind of lifestyle, my fictional fan work is to be separated from me as an author. I do not own any of the characters mentioned, nor do I claim to own anything related to the works of Spike Chunsoft and the Danganronpa franchise. I am not responsible for any kind of damage caused in any way. Thank you.All Rights Reserved

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