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This is basically just a recollection of funny, horrible true stories that have shape me and my life so far. It just something to get you laughing when your feeling like bleh, ugh. wah, hmmm, sign, blah blah blah blah, or when your not feeling at all. Or maybe just for a laugh with your friends. They may not just be stories about my beautiful ugly life, but many others. Hey maybe even yours if you want. But anyway,  it always good to laugh at and about yourself, your soul and your heart need it. Its like medicine. I hope you see a bit of yourself in these unpleasant and repulsive stories because they wlll certainly make cringe and groan, haha. Your weirdo story teller, Hayley.Alle Rechte vorbehalten

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Part: Truth be told.
Mo., Nov. 3, 2014

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Part: Truth be told.
Mo., Nov. 3, 2014

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