10 parts Complete Hiccup Haddock is obligued to do as his people say and fight in a war that didn't even had to be fought. Since this "disastrous chain of events" ocurred, he started a journal to express all of his sorrows. Being who he is, a chief, he quickly finds himself fighting agaist The Greatest Warrior in the Land, who also happened to be The Fairest Maiden of Dun'Broch. That, of course, he didn't know.
(Part two of my three part mericcup story,
Part one: Of axes and dragons
Part three: Counting Crows)