Puns.1
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Puns.
Puns everywhere.
Puns on walls.
Puns on teacher's boards.
It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o
Hide the children, [but make them laugh too]
Now enjoy some nice puns per day c:
P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e.
[first 65 days of the year]
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