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If you want a laugh. The Black Cat an unfinished work

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Alistair Lando Fox, a rich playboy who everybody likes. Then there's me, Fia Jasmine Caballero, a Latino veterinarian and a book lover who's best friends and roommates with Phoebe Maybel Bee, a fashionista who's obsessed with HEXITE - Alistair's online persona. To be honest, I don't like him but, I think there's more going on than I know...

IMPORTANT
These chapters are:
- poorly written
- not edited
- not an accurate representation of our writing ability
- drafts
- and have weird time skips we didn't notice back when we wrote it.

Okay, don't take any of this seriously. My best friend and I started writing this back in October 2019. We have since then abandoned it to start writing a new updated version of it with a more diverse cast, LGBTQ+ representation, and a fully formed plot. (And with better writing skills - at least that's what we'd like to say).

Our characters:
Alistair, a famous Vidster (Youtuber) who was invited to come to the festival called Varnival (basically Vidcon).

Fia, a book worm who is utterly uninterested in the Vidsters and Varnival, also the main character.

Pheobe, Fia's best friend who dragged Fia to Varnival so she could see the Vidsters.

Please feel free to cringe with us (Don't worry we hate it too haha)All Rights Reserved

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