Bakugou (and the boys) vs periods

It's Kaminari and Minetas fault! and Dekus of course. And also Bakugou's, forgive him for respecting women and standing up for them. Why is his life so unfair, stupid random chance. And people wonder why he doesn't like helping people? now not only does he have to suffer the worst out of all the boys for the next week, but he has also sacrificed himself to the gods/the girls to use as a heating pad. Oh well, anything to shut up toxic masculinity. (Plus, kirishima says that having the worst fake period in the class is manly.)

AKA: Kaminari and Mineta say periods can't be worse than being kicked in the balls. Katsuki says they should try having periods before judging the girls suffering. The girls agree and decide to give the boys fake periods. When Momo picks the aspects of each boys periods out of a hat so the severity will be random, Bakugou gets all the worst symptoms. (is this karma for something?)

⚠️TW⚠️
blood
knives
pain
Minor/mentioned child neglect/abuse
cursing
some angst I guess idk
please let me know if I need to add anything else

This is my first fanfic so feel free to judge and criticize it. I will not abandon this fic but I don't have any sort of update schedule so it might take a while to finish it sorry. I do not claim to own bnha or any of the characters in this fic, they all belong to Kōhei Horikoshi. If you get inspired by this fic please tag me I want to see what you made!