What am I doing? Writing a book about Starkid. Why am I doing this? Because I have no life and there's no disaster going on in the fictional world (unless I want there to be). What do you want paul? I'm not paul. Hotel? Trivago. Reader is gender is neutral unless stated otherwise. Chapter schedule: approx. 1 yr or so Next chapter in: when the end of the world approaches maybe I'll replace the cover with the one I made once I've done it. If I don't reply to your requests, I'm probably trying to study for my exams or dying from my short attention span and distractible ass (most likely both). Duck is lord. Satan is a real man. I hate myself. Started: 18 February 2021 Best Rankings: #35 on starkid #9 on theguywhodidntlikemusicals #65 on emmaperkins #4 on beanies #57 of teamstarkid