Bad Blood

Everyone always says I act too much like a protagonist.

Well considering that I just moved nine thousand miles across the sea, began a girl's singing cult, became instantly famous, changed my name (not legally, but blackmailing the media seemed to do the trick), and won five hundred thousand dollars I think it's fair to say I'm definitely not a side character.

Oh yeah, and there's the job interview I had, the bureau I joined, the cover I created, the spy I became, and the man who's life I saved. I mean, I'm not trying to brag but, call me the mentor and we might have some serious problems.

But if I was the mentor, I'd remind you all that nothing is as it seems. And live is too short not to eat cake.