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Call of Duty : Incorrect Quotes

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Behold, various funny scenarios and conversations featuring our favorite CoD characters! This book will give you a look at wacky scenes with them, taken from my own Tumblr blog at @/smokeywhalee, so all of the content here were made by me!! 😁✨

✯ Includes characters from the Modern Warfare trilogy, Black Ops, and occasionally Cold War ✯All Rights Reserved

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Ashes in the Darkness by Uropia4172

Jamie Hendricks is an AWOL Helicopter Pilot hiding in the American wilderness when suspicious helicopters are spotted over her office. Her involvement and her dark past draws the attention of Task Force 141. In exchange for not getting court martial, she is recruited and trained to be a killer just like her enigmatic, dark, guiltless new lieutenant... while she fights off the demons of her past while trying to fight for her future, she's drawn into Ghost's darkness and he's drawn to the flame she continually hides from him. Light and dark collide like fire and gasoline, explosions and death are bound to follow. This story is based completely off of the COD MWII game, along with parts of the story of my own included. I do not own nor created any characters from the game. Written from Jamie's POV with some of Ghosts POV. TW: Please be aware, this story includes references to sexual assault, graphic violence, murder, cursing, blood, torture, graphic descriptions of sex, smut, mutual pinning (18+ ONLY) This is a SLOOOOOOOOW BURN. Enemies to squad mates, squad mates to lovers... very little fluff, lots of angst.

"His Angel" (Ghost x OC) by GinnieVAConvention

The fanfic takes place two years after the Modern Warfare III campaign. Follow our heroine, Sariah "Castiel" Samuels, as she finds her place in a foreign country and within her team. With all the crazy in the world, and with hope slowly dying, Castiel must rise up with her fellow task force members to defeat the world's greatest threat, Vladimir Makarov. Along the way, she befriends Gaz and Price, and slowly becomes part of the 141 family. Ghost, on the other hand, is not initially pleased with Castiel's arrival. No one can replace Soap, and he is almost offended that this smalltown, stubborn, American southern ex-pilot thinks she can ever try to replace him. However, perhaps there is more to her than meets the eye. Maybe she can finally teach Ghost to trust and care again and heal from past wounds. Trigger Warnings: graphic depictions of blood and violence, acts of terrorism, smoking, alcohol, self-harm and suicide, military inaccuracies, medical inaccuracies adult content, adult jokes, major character deaths, mentions of homophobia, religious themes, religious trauma, and lots of swearing. This story is thanks to my best friend who suggested we do a COD roleplay after the two of us were fed up with character chat bots being stupid. The story follows the events that took place in the roleplay with most of what you're about to read being the messages directly copied and pasted into this book (minus some format and grammatical changes, more cohesive character interaction, and additional scenes). In other words, I cannot take full credit, as the plot and the more interesting story and narrative elements were created by her :3

Bitter Allies [Soap x Reader] by Emily7love

John "Soap" MacTavish has hated you since the very first day you arrived on base and joined their Task Force. You argue all the time, and one day, it pushes Captain Price to his absolute limit. He sends you both away to an isolated cabin in the woods for a week in hopes you can put aside your differences and bond. Will it work? Or will you two just end up hating each other even more? This is a enemies to lovers fan fiction featuring Soap and you, the reader. It will be a slow burn, and Soap is going to be extremely rude to you for a while. The reader does go by the callsign "States" and has a slight background story, but it's not super important to the storyline.

Call of Desire by IntrovertInternet

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John Soap MacTavish - Call Of Justice by PineapppleRose

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Simon "Ghost" Riley one shots × reader by IslandDevil716

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Rendezvous | Philip Graves x Reader | by Celestial0wl

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