Random short stories(requests Open-)

this book includes exactly what the title says, random short stories of random genres. Sooo kinda like a one-shot i suppose? Anyway i will be taking request, umm yea-
Edit: some of the 'stories' are really really short-, and i mean really short

Genres so far:
-horror ('but not that scary'-quoted by my friend)
-fantasy
-a poem thing?
-smth weird writers rambles stuff
-I rlly don't know what to put here so just give it a read! I have a lot of stuff in here :>