Cracking the Dating Code
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Secluded on his private desert island in Australia, Crowley finds himself with an unexpected guest on his hands, eager to take advantage of Crowley's famous credentials as a dating coach.
Pity that Crowley is a) a fraud and b) utterly infatuated.
A Harlequin Romance Human AU for Good Omens
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