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Cracking the Dating Code

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Reads 265
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Time 24m

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Secluded on his private desert island in Australia, Crowley finds himself with an unexpected guest on his hands, eager to take advantage of Crowley's famous credentials as a dating coach.

 Pity that Crowley is a) a fraud and b) utterly infatuated.

A Harlequin Romance Human AU for Good OmensAll Rights Reserved

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Chapter One: In an Endless Summer We Will Find Our Way
Fri, Feb 19, 2021

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Chapter One: In an Endless Summer We Will Find Our Way
Fri, Feb 19, 2021

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