Cracking the Dating Code
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Last published Fri, Feb 19, 2021
Secluded on his private desert island in Australia, Crowley finds himself with an unexpected guest on his hands, eager to take advantage of Crowley's famous credentials as a dating coach.
Pity that Crowley is a) a fraud and b) utterly infatuated.
A Harlequin Romance Human AU for Good Omens
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