Carrot Willem is a pretty normal guy with a stupid name. And his sister, too, Kebab. Carrot always got bullied at his old school because of his name, being a literal vegetable. So, along with his mother and sister, they moved to a new house with a new school. But, it isn't as he thought it would be. The school is great and his house is... fine. The school consists of complete idiots and a violinist moldy rabbit music teacher. But he discovers something. Something in his basement. A ball pit. It brings him back to decades ago, before he was even born. He discovers some pretty messed up crap about his school and must find out the spooky secrets. Wow MOLDY RABBIT EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW This book is 90% satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. I wrote the first five chapters in 2020, almost two years ago and just began continuing it in early 2022, so that's why the chapters after chapter 5 seem much different from the previous ones. My perspective on the games have changed since then and I'm leaning more towards the canon side of the games and characters. I'm not going to finish this btw lol