Dork diaries: tales of a not-so-popular loser

hai! im zara sinklair! my life is soo not working out right now. especially ever since i met makenzie, that spoiled little butthole. and also cuz i had a massive fart attack in class! infront of my major crush, SHY'HEIM! omg, talk about embarassing! well, here's a story of my pathetic and sucky life!