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To be honest with you (Dreamnoblade)

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REBOOTED STORY DUE TO LOSS OF IDEAS AND LACK OF INSPIRATION (OG was an smp AU which has been changed to a medieval AU since they seem to be popular and I just hated where the story was going lol)

Everything about dueling made Technoblade's adrenaline rush, nobody has ever come close to beating the humanoid pig. Well... Not until a lone, smiling criminal comes to make his palms sweaty for something other than an axes' handle.

Finna step out of my comfort zone for this one, so expect mentions that haven't really been there in 'Could care less'. That one was for pissbabies for this one is probably still gonna be like that but 3% tougher yayyy. Also I expect to actually reach ten chapters this time.

Start date: 2/20/2021All Rights Reserved

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Forgotten | TechnoXOC by GattaGamer00

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Blood Brothers- MCYT Vampire AU by onadownwardspiral_

Tommy gets turned into a vampire and his whole world turns upside down with it. When he's invited to join a sinister family of 3, does he? And what about the famed vampire hunter Dream? ------------------------- "N-no," he chokes out, "I'll never be one of you MONSTERS! Fuck you! I'd rather die than be one of you FREAKS!" "Sadly, it's not your choice in this scenario." Technoblade says, smirking. Tommy barely has time to register this when the pink haired man runs towards him and the vampire's strong fingers grip his head, cocks it to the side and exposes his neck. A searing pain fills his body, worse than any beatings or stabbings he'd ever had. He feels his blood being drained and tries to scream but nothing comes out apart from a small quiet gasp. After what feels like hours, the pink haired vampire stops draining Tommy's blood. He blacks out before his head hits the floor. ------------------------- This includes the dark SBI! You have to read it chapter-to chapter to fully understand what's going on, skipping chapters can and will cause confusion :) Credit to @sennhah on Twitter for the cover! ❤️-Milestones-❤️ Hit 1K 25 September 2021! Hit 5K 25 October 2021! Hit 10K 10 November 2021! ✨Completed 5 January 2022!✨

passerine by thcscus

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