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To be honest with you (Dreamnoblade)

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REBOOTED STORY DUE TO LOSS OF IDEAS AND LACK OF INSPIRATION (OG was an smp AU which has been changed to a medieval AU since they seem to be popular and I just hated where the story was going lol)

Everything about dueling made Technoblade's adrenaline rush, nobody has ever come close to beating the humanoid pig. Well... Not until a lone, smiling criminal comes to make his palms sweaty for something other than an axes' handle.

Finna step out of my comfort zone for this one, so expect mentions that haven't really been there in 'Could care less'. That one was for pissbabies for this one is probably still gonna be like that but 3% tougher yayyy. Also I expect to actually reach ten chapters this time.

Start date: 2/20/2021All Rights Reserved

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