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Sarcasm Is My First Language

Reads 14,447
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Parts 7
Time <5 mins

Reads 14,447
Votes 79
Parts 7
Time <5 mins

Mature

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I've done a comebacks book before, but im remaking it because it was cringy. Time for a rebornnn 👶


✨learn new comebacks for people who act like they're smartasses! ((note: I don't own some of these comebacks lets be honest here :) ))✨All Rights Reserved

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Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots cover

silly ole emunene oneshots(discontinued) cover

Just Another Day cover

Patrick Stump Imagines cover

Sans aus x reader oneshots (Requested OPEN) cover

~ You're Here Now ~ * Satoru Gojo x fem!reader * cover

Hyunlix oneshots cover

it imagines. cover

Shall We Talk? (You don't have a say in the matter) cover

Satosugu fics cover

Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots

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