Sarcasm Is My First Language
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Last published Mon, Jun 17, 2024
I've done a comebacks book before, but im remaking it because it was cringy. Time for a rebornnn 👶
✨learn new comebacks for people who act like they're smartasses! ((note: I don't own some of these comebacks lets be honest here :) ))✨
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