Purple Badgers (And Other Stories)
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Ongoing9m
Last published Fri, Oct 11, 2013
Professor Union, expert at the study of the rare and elusive purple badgers, has decided to create an entire book full of a bunch of random short stories.
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𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂. ━ 𝔳𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔭𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 ¹
𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 "𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂." 𝐃𝐔𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 [ 𝗩𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦! 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ] ❝ 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄. ❞ ━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘢 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ˗ˏˋ ✎ 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂. ┊ © -fictophilic ꒱ 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗔𝗭𝗞𝗔𝗕𝗔𝗡 ━ 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗫 [slow updates!]![𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚. [𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/257878300-256-k473834.jpg)
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚. [𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮]
Don't read this story.... Read my other ones.. This one is extremely embarrassing.Complete
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𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇.𝐏.
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 ・˙˙↝∙・˙• 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡... 𝐀 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.Complete
my first choice ~ ron weasley x reader
𝐇𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝝾𝘂𝘁 𝝾𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝝾𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝝾𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗹 𝘄𝝾𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝝾𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝐇𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝝾𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. ･ﾟ:* *:･ 𝖠𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 5𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇.Complete
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𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻-𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼, 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻-𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴. 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓼. 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽? 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓭? 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓱𝓲𝓭𝓮? 𝓑𝓾𝓽, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽, 𝓷𝓸, 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓼. 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼. 𝓞𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼, 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬, 𝓐𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓣𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂? 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜Complete
i just chose two random characters and made a lowkey badly written book out of it where the reader just lacks all context and i love it
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