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The Alexconda Song (Alex From Target)

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The nsfw story of how he bagged my heart
#AlexFromTarget 
Dedicated to the one and only, the beautiful, the sexy Alexander LaBouef
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Who is #AlexFromTarget?
His name is Alex Christopher LaBouef
He's 16 years old.
He's worked at Target for about three months.
Since #AlexFromTarget took off, he's gotten several marriage proposals. (slowly raises hand)
He started at 144 Twitter followers and has nearly 1 million overnight
As(s) you can see on the cover...Alex is really sexy <3

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"And who do you suspect I should marry then? June?" "What? Oh god no. No way." Alex stares at Henry with utter disgust plastered on his face. "That's insane." "Exactly! Thank you!" Henry shouts while throwing his hands in the air. "Finally, you realize how stupid that entire plan is!" "What? No, my plan isn't stupid. Your idea of a partner is. Of course, you are not marrying my sister. Ew." Alex scrunches his nose then steps closer to Henry and grabs his hands. "You are marrying me. See, then it isn't against your sexuality." "You really are insane..." Henry's gasps, "you have quite literally lost your bloody mind! I am not marrying you!" ______ Singer Henry Fox has been in the US for almost a year trying to get a record deal with the help of his manager Alex Claremont-Diaz. But time is running out and so is his green card. Alex wants to do anything humanly possible to keep Henry in the states, and a fake engagement seems like the best solution. Surely, it won't be a problem living together Notes: This is a RWRB shortstory containing smut, cowritten with Nadine (tigerdini on twitter) Cover art made by the incredible @geonBAEeee on twitter

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