The Alexconda Song (Alex From Target)
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The nsfw story of how he bagged my heart
#AlexFromTarget
Dedicated to the one and only, the beautiful, the sexy Alexander LaBouef
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Who is #AlexFromTarget?
His name is Alex Christopher LaBouef
He's 16 years old.
He's worked at Target for about three months.
Since #AlexFromTarget took off, he's gotten several marriage proposals. (slowly raises hand)
He started at 144 Twitter followers and has nearly 1 million overnight
As(s) you can see on the cover...Alex is really sexy <3
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