In this version, you don't know any of them until you and five get drunk in the library because you are an employee there so you were in charge of five and in this version instead of five being 13 he's 18
i wrote this as a deluded 14 year old who thought i was important.
read if you will but don't let it determine your impression of my humor; i'm actually funny guys (lies). i'm better now (lies).