Deadly Pages: A Mystery Unbound
Eerie music fills the room as lights dim.
"A literary transgression has been committed. This is a lifeless book; we have turned its pages to stone; it can no longer express itself through characters. We call upon you, the most insightful intellectuals in language and writing, to be our jury tonight. We are resurrecting this dead book today for judgment. Is it that this book was boring or just did not care? Don't be scared though; lovers of books and readers! It's not your normal court hearing, no! Rather, prepare yourself for a great literary battle. Was there a character assassination? Or maybe the author misused one plot twist too many? Or was it just poor prose that led to its demise? Get out your glasses for reading, ready your wit, and let us begin our postmortem on literature."
