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Jokes on Exams!!!

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Reads 41,343
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Parts 101
Time 31m

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Just a minute.You all wonderful people who are checking this book right now are
looking for a good laugh,Not a boring description.... :)

Let me give you one right away... :)

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study :p

This 1st ever multimedia book on Wattpad is all yours,friend.
Whenever there is a SAT,viva or exam upcoming,ongoing or which has just passed,this book is always there to break the tension...
Hope you like it and come to love it....As is evident from these comments by readers....

@sahildinkar:"luv this buk"
@xXxLazychicxXx:"The narrations in this book are surprisingly similar to what I experience and feel during exams....And the jokes are just awesome...Keep up the updates"*hands up*
@dpumpkin:"Oh my gosh!!!
I love the pics you attach you with all the jokes....

Over 35k reads....Over 4k votes....
You know you wanna read this :)
So,what are you waiting for? ;)Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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