Jokes on Exams!!!
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Dernière publication mer., déc. 17, 2014
Just a minute.You all wonderful people who are checking this book right now are
looking for a good laugh,Not a boring description.... :)
Let me give you one right away... :)
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study :p
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