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Doritos x Reader

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When your love for doritos is beyond the knowledge of humanity itself that you are prepared to make sacrifices.   [New York Times Best selling author]

 "Your job is to sell the most successful brand of doritos perfume so we are able to dominate the world." The dorito God ordered.




(Bro I don't even know what this is. I made this when I was high)All Rights Reserved

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