Doritos x Reader
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Last published Fri, Feb 26, 2021
When your love for doritos is beyond the knowledge of humanity itself that you are prepared to make sacrifices. [New York Times Best selling author]
"Your job is to sell the most successful brand of doritos perfume so we are able to dominate the world." The dorito God ordered.
(Bro I don't even know what this is. I made this when I was high)
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