At Least I'm His Dumbass

What do you get when you mix an angry, closeted bisexual boy and a dense/ angry, closeted gay boy? A disaster. You get a beautiful disaster.

"Aspen has pissed me off since middle school. Seriously! The guy's tall, handsome, strong, and has shiny hair and sparkly eyes, and he's completely chill about it. Like, this man, this very handsome man, is also smart? Guys like me can only dream of being one of those. And he's both!"

"...have you considered: you may be in love with him."

"What? No, why would I be in love with that jackass? I just think he's too attractive for his own good, super smart and witty, well-rounded in terms of his skills, and kind of annoying but that just adds to his charm, really... wait-"