Descriptions For Books That I May Or May Not Write

I'm going to write descriptions of books and I might actually make the book, might not. You choose, here's how: If a description gets a certain number of comments saying "potato" (which means "you should make this book in LIZA LANGUAGE") then I will make the book.
There will be humor, drama, horror, you know, the usual.
But the first person to say "potato" gets to add something into the book. Whether its another character or it's just a different setting.

Well, this is it. IMMA WRITE A DESCRIPTION!!!!!
~Liza