CANCEL HAM SANDWICHES

YOU HEARD ME-

Have you ever turned down a chance to eat this so-called 'sandwich'? Have you ever cringed at someone eating(?) this unholy creation? Have you ever thought these motherfrickers have to be banned PERMANENTLY from the face of the planet?

If you have ever done even one of the above you are fit it join this group.

Hi, I am Emily the CEO and founder of Cancel Ham Sandwiches™. Just like every other normal person I have a hatred for ham sandwiches. They taste like if sand and soap had a baby which is a curse on itself. Going back to the subject.... I understand how bad these things taste and sometimes it looks like the world will never stop producing ham sandwiches but I see a world where our children don't know about ham sandwiches and they eat normal human food.

"Ham sandwiches suck," -An anonymous member from southern north pole
"Cancel Ham Sandwiches™ brought my family together!" -Joe Doe (28)
"My family used to talk politics and how the world was ending next week but now that we are all members of Cancel Ham Sandwiches™ we talk about what's really important. Processed Ham." -Penelope Anderson

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So join us in our fight and you will die last...