My Dark Humor
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Last published Wed, May 25, 2022
Lucy Smith is mostly like your ordinary girl but there is 2 things about her that is different #1 her 8 brothers who are very over protective of her and #2 her or so dark humor which not so much people like, the only time she could actually truly be herself is around her brothers and best friends. She doesn't even act like herself around her brothers friends.
What will Lucy do when this mysterious guy come out of nowhere and started to change her life for the better good. He also made her start to open up to her brothers about her secrets but will her brothers watch her the same after they find out the little bits of secrets that she kept from them or will they look at her way differently.
Mysterious guy isn't like your ordinary guy he actually cares bout girls feelings but he just doesn't show it and in some girls eyes he is the God sent very most handsome guy in the school but in Lucy eyes he is just a boy looking for love after getting his heart broken already.
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