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𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿
Black comedy, also known as black humor, dark humor, dark comedy, morbid humor, or gallows humor, is a style of comedy that makes light of subject matter that is generally considered taboo, particularly subjects that are normally considered serious or painful to discuss.
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I'm not sexist, homophobic, racist or anything like that. I made this book for shits and giggles, not to make fun of any group of people.
If you easily get offended by anything, please leave. I am warning you now since I will most likely not respond to people that got offended by anything I have typed. If you do get offended, I don't care. I'm not forcing you to read this book and hopefully no one else is forcing you to.
"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke."
- Michael Scott
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