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doug, a fanfic (x fem!reader)

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crack teacher whyamidoingthis xreader

i have no idea what possessed 14-year-old me to write this, but here it is, an x reader about my math substitute teacher that i wrote AS A JOKE. i want to make it abundantly clear that this was written AS A JOKE. 

for context, the dude just walked in, told us to call him doug, told us all about his flip phone, and started teaching us statistics. that's literally it 😀All Rights Reserved

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