doug, a fanfic (x fem!reader)

i have no idea what possessed 14-year-old me to write this, but here it is, an x reader about my math substitute teacher that i wrote AS A JOKE. i want to make it abundantly clear that this was written AS A JOKE.

for context, the dude just walked in, told us to call him doug, told us all about his flip phone, and started teaching us statistics. that's literally it 😀