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Ongoing, First published Mar 02, 2021
The disintegration of body parts may be preventable.  Dr. Forceps begins by reading "How to Unwrap a Molten Burrito" in the epic 500-page Trans-Portable Microwave Oven Manual of "Surviving Explosively Tasty Deadly Dishes.  Danger:  Phone ringers may trigger detonations".
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"𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳," 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. "𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶." "𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺. 𝘉𝘶𝘵, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘐... 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰o." 𝘐 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ things you'll need to know: spelling mistakes?: ill fix them (lmk if you see one) gore?: yupp tears?: most definitely updates?: every sunday and wednesday pst hotel?: trivago