Comix With No Reason To Exist
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"Yeah, the book really lives up to its name" -New Dork Rhymes
Welcome to the world of CWNRTE. STARRING... Stickman, Cloak, and occasionally Chuck and Razor. They do the world's most unfunny stuff.
Something's probably wrong with you if you genuinely find something funny in here.
2025 update: none. I'm just saying that OMFG i hate looking at this so much like what the hell did i make
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