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This is where things got...strange. A loud, but distant Elk call cut off Ranger McCoy.

Me: There's Elk here? I didn't see Elk on the list...

Ranger McCoy (Noticeably Shaken): That's because their isn't.

Me: But that's definitely an-

Ranger McCoy: Listen, I see I'm not gonna change your mind, so just follow the green trail blazes. It should take about 3 days to hike, wolves used to be spotted along that trail. Do NOT wander too far off the trail. It's real easy to get turned around in there. If you need anything use that Walkie. I'm Channel 2, the Station is Channel 1.

Me: Okay, but-

Ranger McCoy (Now walking away): The green trail starts there. Oh, and the Red Trail is closed, I don't give a shit what the Governor says.

Right before he walked back into the office he paused.

Ranger McCoy: No fires, no lights, and stay in your tent until dawn. No matter what you hear.