Shreksual tension
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When Shrek and Obama get shipwrecked in Bikini bottom, the last person they expect to meet is a new lover. But little do they know, SpongeBob already has some things he needs to take care of.
This is all satire. All of it. I started this project with my friends on a shared account a while ago (like in 2019), but we had a falling out and one of them changed the password. So, I took it upon myself to write it. Again. The chapters are short, but I may not write any more.
Cover base by @/leedj0v0. I made it horrible on purpose.
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