To My Long Lost friend...... DEAR HUMAN, PLEASE!!!! I HATE BREAKUPS.......Give me one more chance!!! But we were sooo pawfect together!!!! I promise I'll be a good boy.... When you went on a date with that poodle...I swear I chewed your shoes to stop you!!! When you bought that cat home..I swear that growl was the sound of my broken heart!!! When you party whole night "without" me...I swear I ate toilet paper to protect our home from cat monsters!!! Read what our furry babies feel when you break up with them.....#DearHuman....All Rights Reserved