110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
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Last published Fri, Jun 5, 2015
This is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
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