the soothouse cumdump

Wilbur Soot needs a break - everyone in the Soothouse can tell he needs one. But will he take one willingly? No no, he's too stubborn of a man to do such a thing. So the other seven members of the Soothouse take it upon themselves to take care of their favorite editor.

Or, in which Wilbur Soot is used like a cumdump.

But also, being (sometimes) gently reminded that he is indeed, loved.